I haven’t written in a month, which is really sort of depressing. I guess I’ll have to get over it. I have a lot to talk about, actually, and none of the things I have to talk about have anything to do with eachother. But you forgive me right? Of course you forgive me, you’re still reading aren’t you?

Improperly formulated opinions is the first stop on this train of though. Goodness, do I hate when people are trying to debate me on an issue and just end up sounding stupid.

First rule, don’t use profanity if you’re arguing your point. Sometimes it gets the point across, but these times are few and far between. Mostly it just makes you look like an uneducated jackass who has nothing else to say but, “ur fuckin dumb an i’m rite, k?” It’s just like… you know, I can’t even properly describe the feeling I get when I look at something like that. It’s a sort of amusement. A sad sort of amusement that makes me want to pat the offender on the head and tell them how cute they are.

Rule number two, pay attention. Please, please pay attention to the things I say if you’re going to try and argue against me. There’s nothing more tragic than making an epic point that’s been rebutted before you even said it BECAUSE you were too dumb to read/listen/telepathically absorb whatever was being said in the first place. (We’re going to ignore the fact that was a horrible run-on.)

Rule three, grammar and spelling. Now I know that not a lot of people care about this, but I’m very finick. I just can’t accept your point of view if you brutally murder it. Now I’m not saying you’re should be penalized for “I think you’re wrong; the sky isn’t bleu.” That’s a simple typo. But “i thnk ur wrong bcuz the sky obv in’t blue.” … dude, what the hell does that even mean? Oh, the stupidity is overwhelming.

Is that so hard? Really? Three simple rules. It’s all you have to follow, and I will never again ridicule you in comments. Of course, no one will read this because no one cares, but I’m coming to terms with that.

Alright beeyotches. Now for something completely different! Who’s seen the new Harry Potter movie? Raise your hand good and high so I can see it. Good, good.

What the fuck on that one, dude? I’m not a good reviewer, so I wont try to give you a good review, but really. I liked it, don’t get me wrong, but the whole times I was in the theater I kept referencing the book in my head. Which leads me to believe that if you hadn’t ever read the book you would’ve been utterly fucked watching this thing.

Also, I pray for everyone’s sake that they whip out the next two movies fast because MAN those kids are old. Daniel Radcliffe is a year older than me. That’s two years too old to play the part he’s trying to play. A 13-year-old trying to pull off 11, not hard. A 17-year-old trying to pull off 15, a little more complicated.

You know, I could actually go on for like another page about what a pain it’s been re-reading all 6 books before the 7th lands. And… you know… other stuff. But, really, I’m bored and tired and so I think I’m going to go now. Hopefully my next update will come a little faster, yeah?